cassbones:

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

1.1 billion dollar website

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:


i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself



IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

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IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

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sayofthelivinganything:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

Because its terrifying..

(Source: uoa)

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get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

(Source: circumcisions)

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