• Me: am I mean?
  • Friend: yes
  • Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

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feltknickers:

becauseihaveyourback:

thepriceismeg:

hiddenfromthelight:

Maura’s despair.

Actually it’s kind of interesting the number of times this has happened. My natural expectation was that we’d see Maura as the damsel in distress tied to the train tracks all the time with big badass Jane coming to save her, but at this point in the game, that’d almost be kind of a plot twist that I’d really like to see. (What was the closest? Dennis?)

Seriously, though. Jane has been in danger so many times that I don’t even find it dramatic anymore. A few seasons ago I may have been screaming just as loud as Maura when Jane tumbled over that railing, but at this point, what’s there to get anxious about? We pretty much know exactly what will happen: she’ll be fine, and there won’t be any lasting consequences.

I want it to be Maura’s turn.

I want this mid-season finale to have Jane fall off the railing, and Maura to be worried for her, only to turn around and find she’s not alone on that bridge. I want the spring opener to have Maura kidnapped by the killer, terrified both for herself and for Jane, because she doesn’t know if Jane survived the fall. And I want Jane fighting nurses in a hospital somewhere because she knows Maura’s in danger but isn’t allowed to go after her.

THAT would be dramatic. And that’s the kind of cliffhanger that would actually have me on the edge of my seat.

FIC IT

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swanqueengranger:

Every time I see Snow and Charming watching Regina and Emma, I hear Timon and Pumbaa.

"I can see what’s happening…" (Timon/Snow)

"What?" (Pumbaa/Charming)

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malicemidnight:

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jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

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cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(Source: blazepress)

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

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tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

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iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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